Optical Delusions in Deadwood

  “Ann Charles writes a top-notch mystery that is fast-paced, complex, and laugh out loud funny! A genuinely exciting and sexually suspenseful mystery, Charles delivers in her second Violet Parker novel set in Deadwood, South Dakota. Fast-moving with twists even a seasoned Mystery Reader won’t see coming, this is a can’t-put-it-down book.”

  ~Mary Buckham, award-winning Romantic Suspense author

  OPTICAL DELUSIONS IN DEADWOOD

  by Ann Charles

  Dear Reader,

  I have an itchy case of gold fever. I came down with it decades ago when I first traveled through the Deadwood area. I’m not talking about a hunger for shiny treasures, rather a need to know all about the people and places from which the shiny pieces are unearthed.

  When it comes to the Black Hills, one town reaches out to scratch my gold-fever itch—the city of Lead (pronounced Leed). While Deadwood was busy leaving its mark on the history books with tales of Wild Bill Hickok and Seth Bullock, Lead was busy staking its claim on the land. The Open Cut mine in the middle of Lead brings its industrious past front and center.

  The Open Cut has always fascinated me. I have studied “before” and “after” pictures, read all about its creation (at the Black Hills Mining Museum), and stared at the geological timeline in its walls through the Homestake Visitor Center’s chain-link fence. Why am I so fascinated with a big hole in the ground? Because it reveals a history full of hard work, spent lives, and change. It intrigues me how people adapt to these changes.

  Over the years, I’ve met several Homestake miners. I’ve listened to their stories of what it was like to work deep inside the Earth. At the butcher in King’s Grocery, I stood in line with their wives and kids. These days, Homestake is no longer an operating gold mine; most of the drifts and shafts below the town are filled with water rather than men. But Lead’s industrious spirit is still alive, its down-to-earth hardiness still apparent.

  I’d always planned to incorporate Lead into the Deadwood Mystery series. The two towns are like sisters, each enchanting with separate but entangled histories. Before I began writing this second book, I cruised the back streets of Lead, along Sunnyhill Road, from East Summit Street to West, and down Gold Street, searching to see how life off the main drag had changed since Homestake stopped digging for gold. I took my kids to the little park on Miners Avenue and the big park next to the Open Cut. I climbed the steep hill on Mill Street, retracing the going-to-work route of many miners. I located the exact piece of land next to the Open Cut where I’d place the house that would play center stage in the story—the Carhart house.

  I hope you get a kick out of reading Optical Delusions in Deadwood. While I enjoyed introducing Violet and her friends in the first book of the series, Nearly Departed in Deadwood, this second book allowed me to shed light on the kaleidoscope of colorful characters and historical settings.

  Most of you reading this have already dipped a toe into Violet’s world. Thank you for returning for more Deadwood fun.

  Grab your boots, because the water is getting deeper.

  Welcome back to Deadwood ... and Lead.

  Ann Charles

  Award-winning author of the Deadwood Mystery Series

  www.anncharles.com/deadwood

  DEDICATION

  This book is for my parents—all of you.

  I’ve been blessed with twice as many parents as most, and due to that fact I’ve been on the receiving end of a lot of love, encouragement, and guidance over the years.

  Without all of you, I would not be where I am today. Thank you for everything. I love you.

  (Now can I have something other than chunks of coal in my stocking at Christmas? Ha!)

  TABLE OF CONTENTS

  Chapter One

  Chapter Two

  Chapter Three

  Chapter Four

  Chapter Five

  Chapter Six

  Chapter Seven

  Chapter Eight

  Chapter Nine

  Chapter Ten

  Chapter Eleven

  Chapter Twelve

  Chapter Thirteen

  Chapter Fourteen

  Chapter Fifteen

  Chapter Sixteen

  Chapter Seventeen

  Chapter Eighteen

  Chapter Nineteen

  Chapter Twenty

  Chapter Twenty-One

  Chapter Twenty-Two

  Chapter Twenty-Three

  Chapter Twenty-Four

  Chapter Twenty-Five

  Sneak Peak!

  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS

  Five Fun Facts about Ann Charles

  OPTICAL DELUSIONS IN DEADWOOD

  Chapter One

  Deadwood, South Dakota

  Wednesday, August 1st

  Some jackass was spreading rumors around Deadwood about me chatting with dead folks.

  I didn’t believe in ghosts, or hadn’t since I started wearing a training bra. But a couple of weeks ago, a psychotic serial killer tricked me into being the guest of honor at a macabre tea party with his sister’s ghost and three of his decomposing victims. Since then, my reputation had suffered.

  Normally, I’d just shrug off the stares, whispers, and snickers of sidewalk onlookers and fellow Piggly Wiggly shoppers, but I was relatively new in town—and even newer at this real estate agent venture. With two young kids to support and raise on my own, big smiles and friendly service were my bread and butter.

  Lucky for me, my fellow diners this morning at Bighorn Billy’s restaurant were mainly tourists, who’d been too busy chattering away about what was on their agenda to rubberneck when I’d passed by on my way to a cleared booth. The din of their excited conversations drowned out all of Bighorn Billy’s usual sounds except for the occasional “order up!” shout from the kitchen window.

  With the infamous Sturgis Motorcycle Rally right around the corner, the Black Hills were crawling with chromed-out bikes. I stirred cream and sugar into my steaming coffee, happy as hell to be upstaged by the leather-clad crew for now. My stomach growled, antsy from the bacon-and-egg aroma that wafted thick in the air. A glance at the chrome hands on the orange and black Harley-Davidson clock above the saloon-style doors leading into the kitchen reminded me how long it had been since my last meal. My stomach growled again.

  My breakfast date was fifteen minutes late, and if Old Man Harvey didn’t get his ornery butt here soon, I was going to order without him.

  I’d already caught a glare from my waitress when I’d asked to wait a little longer before deciding on what I wanted. With the lineup for a free table now extending into the parking lot, booth squatting wasn’t winning me any new fans.

  A shadow fell over my table. “Excuse me, are you Violet Parker?” a squeaky, female voice asked.

  I looked up into a pair of owl-eye glasses. The silver-blue eyes on the other side were magnified by lenses thick enough to read War and Peace etched on a grain of rice. The woman’s hair was a helmet of brown, frizzy curls that made my crazy, spiraling blonde locks look tame. My gaze lowered to the thick gray turtleneck sweater and long wool skirt. Somebody should tell her it was August outside.

  I smiled extra wide, always the saleswoman. “That’s me. What can I do for you?”

  She seemed harmless enough, but I’d recently found out the hard way that looks could be deceiving. My eyebrows were just beginning to fill back in after learning that traumatic lesson firsthand from a previous client.

  She pushed her glasses higher up on her nose. “A gentleman from your office told me we could find you here.”

  Gentleman? My smile almost slipped. I had only one male coworker at Calamity Jane Realty. He hated my guts for stealing this Realtor job from his nephew and had made it his per
sonal mission to destroy my career before it could even get one wheel off the ground. We’d hit it off like a sledgehammer and old TNT right from the start.

  “I’m Millie Carhart,” the woman said. “My mother would like to hire you to sell her house.”

  I peeked at the woman cowering behind Millie. With her white hair twirled up into a bun on top of her head and her ample bosom restrained in a faded red gingham dress, she looked straight out of Little House on the Prairie.

  My eyes returned to Millie’s magnified irises. “Is your mother’s place in Deadwood?” I assumed they were local, but with all the tourists around, it didn’t hurt to double-check.

  “No. We live up the hill in Lead.”

  Lead was Deadwood’s golden-veined twin. Its history books were filled with mining tales rather than gambling legends.

  I had no issues with selling a house in either city. Money was money, and it was something I had very little of at the moment. I needed every opportunity to hold onto my job I could find these days, and another house on my plate would be great, but I wasn’t agreeing to anything until I saw the place. I’d learned my lesson last time. “When’s a good time for me to come take a look at your house?”

  “As soon as you can.”

  Nice, a motivated seller. Now if I could only find a buyer half as eager. Heck, just find a buyer—period. “How about this afternoon at two?”

  “Good.” Millie pulled a piece of paper from one of the folds in her sweater and placed it next to my coffee cup. “Here’s our address. We’ll be waiting for you.”

  Before I had a chance to fish one of my cards from my purse, she left, her mother trailing after her. They passed my tardy breakfast date on their way to the door.

  “Sorry I’m late.” Old Man Harvey slid onto the seat across from me, his grizzled beard in desperate need of a trim. “I was putting out a fire all night.”

  Another fire? I frowned. “At your ranch?”

  His grin was broad, his gold tooth gleaming. “Nah. In an old flame’s bed. I left her smoldering.”

  I choked on an involuntary chuckle and sipped my sweetened coffee to wash it down.

  I’d met Harvey and his 12-gauge shotgun up-close and personal about a month ago. After we’d straightened out that I was a Realtor interested in helping him sell his ranch and not a banker bent on taking it, we’d tossed back some hard liquor over a listing agreement. He’d confessed he was lonely and then proved it by insisting I include a once-a-week-meal-on-me clause. Desperate, I’d made him promise there would be no funny business between us since he was almost twice as old as my thirty-five years, and then I’d agreed.

  “What’s for breakfast?” Harvey opened his menu. “After all of that bumping and grinding last night, I could eat a herd of elk.”

  Grimacing, I set my cup on the table. “Stop. You’re going to kill my appetite.”

  He snorted, then buried his nose in the plastic pages. “What did the Carharts want?”

  “You know them?” I shouldn’t have been surprised. Harvey had grown up in the Hills. The dirty bird liked to brag about all the cousins he’d kissed.

  “Wanda was a few grades ahead of me in school,” he said.

  “They want me to sell their house.”

  Harvey squinted at me over the menu. “And?”

  “And what? I’m paying them a visit this afternoon.”

  He leaned across the table, his forehead puckered. “What are you thinking?”

  I blinked. Had I missed the memo? “What do you mean?”

  “Are you really going to take them on as clients?”

  “Sure.” If their place wasn’t a pit. “Why not?”

  He tossed his menu on the table. “Maybe because six months ago in that very house, Millie’s brother bashed her father’s head in with a rolling pin and then blew his own brains out.”

  I swallowed wrong, hot coffee seared the back of my tongue. “You’re kidding me.”

  “I wish I was.” He crossed his arms. “If you take this job, you might as well plug your nose and hold your breath, because your career is gonna go swirling down the crapper.”

  Chapter Two

  With my reputation already smudged, Harvey was probably right about not signing a sales contract with Millie and her mom. He and I parted ways under the hot August sunshine—he antsy to return to stoke his old flame; I anxious to check in at my office where I’d be roasted over the fire, as usual.

  Calamity Jane Realty employed two other Realtors besides me, and both of their newer SUVs were parked behind the building, sparkling in the sunshine. I parked between them, my clean but sun-faded Bronco in desperate need of more paint. At the moment, however, feeding and clothing my kids meant more to me than looking good on the road.

  I slipped inside the back door, my mule sandals clomping on the wood plank floor as I passed my boss’ darkened office on the way to my desk. The smell of stale varnish gave way to the sweet scent of jasmine mixed with the sharp tones of leather cleaner as I stepped into the front room where my coworkers sat at their desks under the buzzing fluorescent lights.

  “Morning, Vi.” Mona Hollister, my mentor and number one fan in the realty business, smiled. Her dark red-orange hair wisped around her face and rhinestone-rimmed reading glasses, emphasizing her strong cheekbones. Her crimson lipstick matched her fingernails, which clacked away on her keyboard. “How was breakfast?”

  “Ummm, interesting.” I detoured to the coffee pot. I needed a hit of liquid gumption before engaging my other coworker, Ray Underhill, owl-eyed Millie’s so-called gentleman. The jerk was busy polishing his cowboy boots while he schmoozed a client on the phone.

  “Doc Nyce called.” Mona told me as I headed for my desk, coffee in hand. “He said he had something come up and couldn’t make it to the inspection today. He’ll give you a call later.”

  “Thanks.” Dang it! I wanted to kick something, but I’d just painted my toenails this morning.

  I dug my new cell phone out of my purse. No private voicemails or texts from Doc. Not even a single missed call from him. I dropped into my chair, the weight of rejection shoving me down. Doc’s repeated absenteeism was an obvious sign that I needed to heed, no matter how much it stung.

  A short time ago, I’d broken one of my personal career rules and shared some good vibrations with Mr. Dane “Doc” Nyce, my sexy-as-hell friend and sole buying client, after he’d risked his life to save mine in a burning house. Just the memory of being with Doc in the back room of his office, his muscles straining under my fingers, made me hot and shivery all over. But reality kept dousing me with a bucket of ice water. One trip to the moon had apparently been enough for Doc, whereas I was all suited up and ready to rocket out of my boots again.

  As much as I wanted to stomp next door to his office, slam things around, and threaten bodily harm if he didn’t ravish me all over again, my self-respect barred the way, doing its job of keeping my dignity intact.

  “Nice of you to show up for work, Blondie,” Ray said. I’d been so distracted fuming about Doc, I hadn’t heard him hang up the phone. “Did you enjoy the pair of nut-jobs I sent your way this morning?”

  I didn’t waste a glance on him, logging on to my computer instead. “If you’re referring to Millie and Wanda Carhart—two very nice ladies—then yes, I met them.”

  Okay, I didn’t really know for a fact whether Millie and Wanda were nice. But in the face of Ray’s snide smirk, they could be professional puppy spankers and I’d still speak well of them. Any other reaction would let Ray think he put one over on me.

  “Nice, right,” Ray said. “Nice and fruity, maybe. Homely as a pair of inbred hillbillies, definitely. It’s a wonder Junior didn’t get busy on them with that rolling pin.”

  “What?” My jaw agape, I glared at the scumbag. He’d hit an all-time low. I was used to him taking shots at me, but not at innocent bystanders.

  “If I’d had to go home to those two women every night, I probably would have—”

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nbsp; “Ray!” Mona’s brown eyes flashed, her fingers frozen above the keyboard.

  “I’m just saying what everyone else is thinking.”

  “Not everyone,” Mona said, her tone clipped.

  I crossed my arms over my chest. “Just certain assholes.”

  “Oh, Christ. Don’t tell me you guys actually feel sorry for those two losers.”

  “Sunshine,” Mona used the nickname she often employed when trying to out-condescend Ray. “Just because they don’t wear designer cowboy boots and visit Gilda’s Golden Glow for a spray tan three times a week doesn’t make them losers.”

  “Really, Red? Tell me, then, what do they offer to society besides a drain on its resources via that Social Security check they’re now squandering every month?” His chair squeaked as he leaned forward, his nostrils flaring as he huffed his point. “That Millie could work if she wanted to—not in the public eye, mind you, not with those glasses. Unless the goal is to scare away customers. But she could make an honest living just like the rest of us taxpayers instead of leeching off the system. She’s not even fifty yet.”

  “You call what you do honest?” I faked a laugh. Ray was the King of Schmooze. He had a Ph.D. in exaggeration with a master’s degree in bullshit.

  “At least I’m making this place money, Blondie. How many sales do you have on the Sales Pending board?” He pointed at the white board that Jane, our left-brained, list-happy boss, used to keep track of upcoming sales.

  I lifted my chin. “One.” It was my first and only, and I was damned proud of it.

  “Oh, is that an actual mark? I thought Jane just slipped with the marker when adding my eleventh sale last month.”

  “You can shove your eleven sales up your—”

  “What’s your point with all of this, Ray?” Mona’s crimson lips were pressed thin, her cheeks a shade pinker than usual. “Or are you just being rude to pass time?”